The Mojo Convention
Do you have a crafter who just won't quit? Need some tips on how to get some R&R? Come to The Mojo Convention! Lecture topics include:
The Perfectly Timed Exit
How to do a runner from your crafter at a perfectly timed moment leaving them with everything prepared for a fabulous crafting session, including chocolate and a glass of wine, but nothing to do.
The Mysterious Disappearance Ploy
How to mysteriously disappear so your crafter will be forced to spend hours surfing the net looking for inspiration, only to come out of the ordeal with a maxed out credit card and expecting deliveries of products she didn't even know existed.
The Tease
How to give just enough inspiration to colour an image, but not enough to complete the whole card. **Book early, this session is expected to sell out.**
28/2/11
I just had to add this beauty from Carolyn...
In The Bin - alternatively titled Try, Try and Try Again.
Bring a large supply of materials as you try many times with no result due to the missing mojo.
Caution: There may be offensive language experienced in this lecture.
I think my mojo is a keynote speaker...
Danielle...I LOVE this post! I know exactly what you mean :)
ReplyDeleteThe only thing is...by looking at your art, I cannot see that your mojo has gone. Truly. You are SO talented.
By the way, I stopped by to let you know that I left an award for you on my blog. I hope that you'll come over and take a look!
Love it Danielle!!! I don't know where your mojo is but your sense of humour is definitely firing.
ReplyDeleteFrom that description, it sounds like I attend that Convention almost on a daily basis!
ReplyDeleteVery clever Danielle...I think I am attending this Convention too!
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I'm hoping that he's just a guest speaker at your convention x
LMAO..Im there..book me in!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha... my mojo left for the convention early to get good seats!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! To grab a phrase from my lad!! This is brilliant - can't stop smiling.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle, you are too..funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThis explains a LOT!
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny! I'm experiencing the same unexplained phenomenon!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!! Oh Danielle, I hear you! Mind you, I don't always have the glass of wine and chocolate on hand, so I have GOT to do something about that LOL! Hope your mojo returns soon as I am a huge fan of your beautiful work. Keep your chin up, and if the wine doesn't work ... try a margarita!!! xxx:)
ReplyDeleteSo, what you're saying is that your mojo ran off with mine and (hopefully) we'll be getting *ahem* newer, cuter versions soon? ;D
ReplyDeleteBest laugh I've had all day. The crafting mojo may be at convention, but your writing and sense of humour are definitley "in the house"!!!!! TFS Cheers Donna Zammit
ReplyDeleteYou missed a lecture...In The Bin - alternatively titled Try, Try and Try Again. Bring a large supply of materials as you try many times with no result due to the missing mojo. Caution: There may be offensive language experienced in this lecture.
ReplyDeleteOh my god!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I'm not the only one who is struggling at the moment!!
And your so talented too . . . I hope the 'convention ' ends soon and we can all enjoy getting back to what we love!!
Bwahahahahaha!!! Will there be drinks?
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