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Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Mojo Convention

My mojo has gone.  I've noticed a lot of other crafters lamenting the same thing.  So I started wondering about what's going on...


The Mojo Convention
Do you have a crafter who just won't quit?  Need some tips on how to get some R&R?  Come to The Mojo Convention!  Lecture topics include:

The Perfectly Timed Exit
How to do a runner from your crafter at a perfectly timed moment leaving them with everything prepared for a fabulous crafting session, including chocolate and a glass of wine, but nothing to do.

The Mysterious Disappearance Ploy
How to mysteriously disappear so your crafter will be forced to spend hours surfing the net looking for inspiration, only to come out of the ordeal with a maxed out credit card and expecting deliveries of products she didn't even know existed.

The Tease
How to give just enough inspiration to colour an image, but not enough to complete the whole card.  **Book early, this session is expected to sell out.**

28/2/11
I just had to add this beauty from Carolyn...

In The Bin - alternatively titled Try, Try and Try Again.
Bring a large supply of materials as you try many times with no result due to the missing mojo.
Caution: There may be offensive language experienced in this lecture.





I think my mojo is a keynote speaker...

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17 comments:

  1. Susie W.February 27, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Danielle...I LOVE this post! I know exactly what you mean :)
    The only thing is...by looking at your art, I cannot see that your mojo has gone. Truly. You are SO talented.
    By the way, I stopped by to let you know that I left an award for you on my blog. I hope that you'll come over and take a look!

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  2. CassandraFebruary 27, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Love it Danielle!!! I don't know where your mojo is but your sense of humour is definitely firing.

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  3. Bronwyn EastleyFebruary 27, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    From that description, it sounds like I attend that Convention almost on a daily basis!

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  4. Mae's CachetFebruary 27, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Very clever Danielle...I think I am attending this Convention too!

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  5. DebiFebruary 27, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    :(
    x x
    I'm hoping that he's just a guest speaker at your convention x

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    LMAO..Im there..book me in!

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  7. Jay GeeFebruary 27, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Ha ha ha... my mojo left for the convention early to get good seats!!

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  8. Deborah FringsFebruary 27, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    LOL! To grab a phrase from my lad!! This is brilliant - can't stop smiling.

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  9. Nikki SpencerFebruary 27, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Thanks for the chuckle, you are too..funny!!!

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  10. Susan RaihalaFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    This explains a LOT!

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  11. MichelleFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    This is too funny! I'm experiencing the same unexplained phenomenon!

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  12. Kerry ParkinsonFebruary 28, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    ROFLMAO!!! Oh Danielle, I hear you! Mind you, I don't always have the glass of wine and chocolate on hand, so I have GOT to do something about that LOL! Hope your mojo returns soon as I am a huge fan of your beautiful work. Keep your chin up, and if the wine doesn't work ... try a margarita!!! xxx:)

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  13. MariFebruary 28, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    So, what you're saying is that your mojo ran off with mine and (hopefully) we'll be getting *ahem* newer, cuter versions soon? ;D

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Best laugh I've had all day. The crafting mojo may be at convention, but your writing and sense of humour are definitley "in the house"!!!!! TFS Cheers Donna Zammit

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  15. CarolynFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    You missed a lecture...In The Bin - alternatively titled Try, Try and Try Again. Bring a large supply of materials as you try many times with no result due to the missing mojo. Caution: There may be offensive language experienced in this lecture.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 4, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Oh my god!
    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is struggling at the moment!!
    And your so talented too . . . I hope the 'convention ' ends soon and we can all enjoy getting back to what we love!!

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  17. KelliJoNovember 28, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    Bwahahahahaha!!! Will there be drinks?

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